Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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