Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream