you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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