i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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