Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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