I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do vagina's smell?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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