So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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