have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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