Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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