I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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