Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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