Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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