Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
