Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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