West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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