okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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