Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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