R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The adults are the big ones right?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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