Don't you send me to vm
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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