i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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