apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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