I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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