Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
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saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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