Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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