i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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