also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
That accounts for only three of the penises
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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