I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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