I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dignity is for republicans.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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