I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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