Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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