do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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