quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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