He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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