why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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