I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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