awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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