Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Houston, we have a blender
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Drake has all the answers
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP