its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
