She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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