Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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