someone get that fucking seahorse.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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