You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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