I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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