My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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I need a beard to bite.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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