Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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