I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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