I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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