i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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