We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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