so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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