I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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