I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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