Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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