It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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