last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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